Thursday, May 11, 2006

Sunscreen song

Ladies and Gentlemen, if I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT.

The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.

You are NOT as fat as you imagine.

Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing every day that scares you.

Sing.

Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss.

Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind. The race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.

Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch.

Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.

Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself, either. Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.

Dance. Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you'll have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you're 40, it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen.

-The sunscreen song by Baz Luhrman.

7 Comments:

At Monday, May 15, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

even bfor i had finished reading this post , i was convinced this wud b ur best post to date ...

i reached the end , totally inspired , to find the line -- 'The sunscreen song by Baz Luhrman' ....

nevertheless ,,, too good ..

 
At Tuesday, May 16, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my God! To think sumone wud imagine me writing stuff like that itself is too much to take! You are welcome for the advise anyways...

 
At Thursday, May 18, 2006, Blogger Shiva said...

Love this song too...

I actually am following some of his advice ever since i first heard this song years ago.. except the sunscreen part..

 
At Saturday, May 20, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow.. looks like one of the best chain mails tht i keep gettin.. specially the part tht u r not as fat as u think & be proud of ur body .. keep them comin..read ur blog after a long long time & it is ever refreshin as ever.

 
At Tuesday, May 23, 2006, Blogger Mukho said...

Hi Spriha, you see I'm leaving my pawprints all over your stuff, but i cant resist looking up the BARC girl's thought processes.
About this particular post - good advice on the whole, especially the "leave your hair alone" bit, but did Mr.Luhrman ever have to deal with the incredible sweat gland stimulation that sunscreen induces? Ever tried to stand in a crowded 521 ltd, hanging on to the overhead rod with all of two fingers (coz the other 3 are clutching a wet hanky), trying to retrieve your wallet with the the other hand while your spectacles slide off your sweaty nose?

 
At Tuesday, May 23, 2006, Blogger spriha said...

Better than standing in a crowded 521 ltd, hanging on to the overhead rod with all of two fingers (coz the other 3 are clutching a wet hanky), trying to retrieve your wallet with the the other hand while your spectacles slide off your sweaty nose and every one watching you cuz u have a big SCC tumour on your face!!!
As for the paw-prints, please stamp all over the place!

 
At Wednesday, May 24, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

beautiful song indeed...it touched my heart when i first heard it on go92.5 fm...and later on your cell...good thinking ya of posting these lyrics over here..

 

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